I MeditateSo I don't punch someone in the face. Spoiler: Sometimes I still want to. This candle is for the spiritually advanced—those who know that deep breaths can only do so much when surrounded by mere mortals. Let the herbal calm and citrus notes remind you: you’re doing the work, but sometimes the universe still tests your patience. Light up, breathe deep, and remember: even Buddha had boundaries Achieve a higher state of “don’t test me” with every flicker. The scent is soothing, but the vibe is clear—my chakras are aligned, but my tolerance is not infinite. Namaste… but also, step back Size: 12.5 oz | 3.3" H x 3" W Burn Time: Up to 70 hours Wax: 100% soy wax — clean burning, vegan, phthalate-free Wick: 100% cotton wick Made in the USA — hand-poured in small batches Perfect for: birthdays, self-care packages, wellness gifts, Mother's Day, and anyone who needs to be told to relax.
