Four letters. Nothing further. Embroidered, not printed. Made to order — most Aussie orders arrive in 2–3 weeks. Wrong or damaged? Free replacement. For when you genuinely do not give a f***. No explanation, no follow-up questions. Classic dad hat fit – Relaxed, unstructured, low-profile Adjustable strap – One size fits most, antique buckle Premium embroidery – Stitched, not printed. Won't crack, peel or fade. Lightweight & breathable – Built for all-day wear For the days you've run out of opinions, energy and interest — and the friend who's permanently in that state. 📦 Made to order. Here's the honest timeline. Nothing's sitting in a warehouse — your hat gets embroidered once you order it. • Made: 3–5 business days • To Australia: +5–14 business days • Everywhere else: +2–7 business days Most Aussie orders arrive within 2–3 weeks. Yes, Australia's the slow one. Blame geography. Buying it as a gift? Order four weeks out and you'll be fine. ✅ Printed wrong, damaged, or not what you ordered? We'll replace it free. Details • 100% chino cotton twill (all colours except Green Camo) • Green Camo is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester • Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile • 6 embroidered eyelets • 3 ⅛" (7.6 cm) crown • Adjustable strap with antique buckle
