Il (Illinois)Atomic Number: 21Atomic Mass: 57,915 Sq MiCategory: Industrial, Windy City metalElectron Configuration: A mix of skyscrapers, cornfields, and the faint sound of traffic honking in Chicago.Boiling Point: When the Cubs lose in the last inning of the season.Special Properties: Highly reactive to deep-dish pizza, Chicago dogs, and the perennial rivalry with New York pizza. Bonds strongly with lakefront views, toll booths, and people who insist on calling it "The Chicago." Emits a constant cloud of hustle, sports fandom, and occasional snowstorms.Warning: Known to oscillate between extreme cold and boiling heat in the span of a single week. Handle with caution and layers!Year Discovered: 1818Shirt Details:• 100% combed ring-spun cotton• Regular fit• Heavyweight• Premium quality• Tightly knit• Side-seamed construction• DTF printing
