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In (Indiana)Atomic Number: 19Atomic Mass: 36,418 Sq MiCategory: Humble yet surprisingly stubborn alloyElectron Configuration: Cornfields as far as the eye can see, punctuated by a random basketball court or racecar track. Boiling Point: When someone asks, "Wait, is that the state with the Indy 500?"Special Properties: Exceptionally stable under Midwestern politeness but combusts near the words "Chicago-style pizza." Highly conductive to auto racing energy, especially every May. Easily bonds with small-town charm and Hoosier pride.Warning: Prolonged exposure may result in an unexpected obsession with tenderloin sandwiches and the phrase "It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity."Year Discovered: 1816Shirt Details:• 100% combed ring-spun cotton• Regular fit• Heavyweight• Premium quality• Tightly knit• Side-seamed construction• DTF printing Show more