Inappropriate, brutal and abusive balloons... for people with a sense of humour! Let’s liven up the party! 18 balloons - 2 of 9 designs, 3 x black, 3 x white and 3 x teal HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY HAPPY FUCKING WHATEVER ANOTHER YEAR CLOSER TO DEATH WORST PARTY EVER ONE YEAR OLDER AND STILL A CUNT CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WERE THE FASTEST SPERM THIS PARTY IS SHIT FUCK YOU'RE OLD PLEASE LEAVE BY 9PM Balloons are not sold separately. Helium quality and biodegradable but don't be a knob and let them float away in the atmosphere as they end up in our waterways and kill our wildlife. Be careful not to over inflate as they will make a loud pop sound! Made of natural rubber which may cause allergies. (warning children can choke or suffocate on uninflated or broken balloons, supervision is required).