IQ: High. Tolerance: Low. Especially for bad vibes. This candle is fueled by logic, caffeine, and a deeply rooted intolerance for mansplaining. Perfect for lighting during meetings that should’ve been emails and conversations that test both your patience and your will to stay employed. Pro tip: burns brighter when surrounded by mediocrity. Size: 12.5 oz | 3.3" H x 3" W Burn Time: Up to 70 hours Wax: 100% soy wax — clean burning, vegan, phthalate-free Wick: 100% cotton wick Made in the USA — hand-poured in small batches Size: 12.5 oz | 3.3" H x 3" W Burn Time: Up to 70 hours Wax: 100% soy wax — clean burning, vegan, phthalate-free Wick: 100% cotton wick Made in the USA — hand-poured in small batches Perfect for: bookworms, over-thinkers, workaholics who need a break, and anyone who appreciates a joke that requires a brain.
