Deep in Slurm’s neon vats, a secret brew bubbles with raw, decapodian power and one scoop is all it takes to ignite your inner hero. Crafted from authentic alien enzymes, fortified with hyper‑charged barley, and blasted with cosmic caffeine, this green rocket fuel will send your quads roaring like ion cannons and your biceps smashing PRs faster than a Nova burst. Heed the label’s warning: It’s Highly Addictive! Side effects may include compulsive gym raids, spontaneous “WOO!” outbursts, and an insatiable urge to levitate weights the size of starships. Consume responsibly… if you dare.Our shirts are printed on Unisex Staple T-Shirt | Bella + Canvas 3001 shirts.• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)• Pre-shrunk fabric• Side-seamed construction• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the USThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions! Size guide LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches) XS 27 16 ½ 31-34 S 28 18 34-37 M 29 20 38-41 L 30 22 42-45 XL 31 24 46-49 2XL 32 26 50-53 3XL 33 28 54-57 4XL 34 30 58-61 5XL 35 31 62-65
