The It's Called Trash Can Not Trash Cannot shirt from Unethical Threads features a raccoon living his best dumpster life while dropping the most aggressively motivational wordplay you've ever read on a tee. It's self-help for people who know they're garbage but refuse to quit. Who actually wears this? People with a sense of humor and a healthy relationship with their own trashiness. The kind of person who makes their therapist laugh. If you've ever called yourself a dumpster fire as a compliment, this is your uniform. It reads like a motivational poster that fell into a dumpster and came out better for it. Raccoon energy is underrated. Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a screen-printing sample Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL (yes, we got you) Classic crew neck, because v-necks are for people who have it all together DTG (direct-to-garment) print so the raccoon stays vivid no matter how many times you wash it Preshrunk. We already gave you trust issues with the motivational trash raccoon. Is this actually a good gift? Yes. Next question. Fine, more detail. If you know someone who jokes about being a mess but is also somehow thriving, this is basically a love letter in shirt form. It's the right amount of dumb and the right amount of sweet. They'll wear it constantly and think of you every time, which is either touching or slightly unhinged depending on the relationship. Frequently Asked Questions What sizes does the Trash Can Not Trash Cannot shirt come in? S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes. Will the print fade after washing? No. The DTG print holds color. Wash inside out on cold if you want to baby it, but it handles regular washing just fine. Is this shirt soft or stiff? Soft. It's heavyweight cotton but not cardboard. Feels broken in from the first wear. Does the raccoon have a name? Not officially. But we've been calling him Gerald internally and that feels right.
