5" x 7" greeting card with craft envelope and blank card insert for writing personal message Story excerpt = first two paragraphs: Jonathon was convinced he had come up with the perfect plan to stop his wife Constance from asking him to help with the children in the evenings. After attending a few lectures on botany and chemistry, he went to his neighborhood apothecary and started engaging in cordial conversation with the druggist, Mr. Cummins. After a while, Jonathon felt he had developed enough of a rapport with the druggist to hint at a special sedative he would like to have made. Mr. Cummins was quiet for a moment, looked around to ensure they were alone, and then gave Jonathon a wink. "I think I have just the formula you need," he assured Jonathon. "Come back in a week and it will be ready for you." Despite her husband's caution, the druggist's wife Lilith overheard everything.... (story continues ... nobody likes a ruined ending) Suggested occasions = anytime, birthday, wedding, anniversary, get well humor