Shit Happens Poster 'Everybody knows...' Shit Happens - das weiß jeder. Auch wenn sich verschiedene Gruppen unterschiedlich damit auseinandersetzen, wie uns dieses Poster humorvoll vor Augen führt. EVERYBODY KNOWS...SHIT HAPPENS TAOISM - 'if you understand shit, it isn't shit' HINDUISM - 'this shit happened before' CONFUCIANISM - 'Confucious say 'shit happens'' BUDDHISM - 'shit will happen to you again' ZEN - 'what is the sound of shit happening?' ISLAM - 'if shit happens, it is the will of Allah' SIKHISM - 'leave our shit alone' JEHOVA'S WITNESS - 'knock. knock. shit happens' ATHEISM - 'i don't believe this shit' AGNOSTICISM - 'can you prove that shit happpens?' CATHOLICISM - 'if shit happens, you deserve it' PROTESTANTISM - 'shit happens, amen to that' JUDAISM - 'why does shit always happen to us?' ORTHODOX JUDAISM - 'so shit happens, already' TELEVANGELISM - 'send money or shit will happen to you' RASTAFARIANISM - 'let's smoke this shit' HARE KRISHNA - 'shit happens rama rama' NATION OF ISLAM - 'don't take no shit' NEW AGE - 'visualize shit happening' SHINTOISM - 'you inherit shit of your ancestors' HEDONISM - 'i love it when shit happens' SATANISM - 'sneppah tihs' CAPITALISM - 'this is MY shit' FEMINISM - 'men are shit' EXISTENTIALISM - 'what is shit, anyway?' SCIENTOLOGY - 'if shit happens, see Dianetics p.137' MORMONISM - 'excrement happens' (don't say shit) BAPTISM - 'we'll wash the shit right off you' MYSTICISM - 'this is really weird shit' VOODOO - 'shit doesn't just happen - we made it happen' DISNEYISM - 'bad shit doesn't happen here' COMMUNISM - 'let's share the shit' MARXISM - 'you have nothing to lose but your shit' CONSPIRACY THEORISM - 'THEY shit on us!' PSYCHO-ANALYSIS - 'tell me about your shit' DARWINISM - 'survival of the shittiest' AMISH - 'modern shit is useless' SUICIDAL - 'i've had enough of this shit' OPTIMISM - 'shit won't happen to me' TREKISM - 'to boldly shit where no-one has shat before' SHAKESPEAREAN - 'to shit or not to shit, that is the question' DESCARTES - 'i shit, therefore i am' FREUD - 'shit is a phallic symbol' LAWYERS - 'for enough money, I can get you out of shit' ACUPUNCTURIST - 'hold still or this shit's gonna hurt' DOG - 'i just shit in your shoe' CAT - 'dogs are shit' MOUSE - 'oh shit! a cat!' POLITICALLY CORRECT - 'internally processed, nutritionally drained, biological output happens' EINSTEIN - 'shit is relative' FAMILY GATHERING - 'relatives are shit' MATERIALISM - 'whoever dies with the most shit, wins' VEGETARIANISM - 'if it shits, don't eat it' FATALISM - 'oh shit, it's going to happen' ENVIRONMENTALISM - 'shit is biodegradable' AMERICANISM - 'who gives a shit?' STATISTICIAN - 'shit is 84.7% likely to happen' HIP-HOP - 'motherfuck this shiznit, beeatch!' TANTRISM - 'fuck this shit' CYNICISM - 'we are all full of shit' SURREALISM - 'fish happens' WICCA - 'you can make shit happen but shit will happen to you three times'
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