Keep Clacton Tidy. Clacton-on-Sea is a seaside town in Essex with real problems: seasonal work, a struggling high street, and a hospital that is not around the corner. What it got instead was a member of parliament who treats the constituency as a backdrop — a place to be photographed in, then left for a studio, a podcast or a fundraising dinner somewhere else. Attendance in the chamber and appearances in the town are both matters of public record, and residents have noticed the gap. A litter bin, by contrast, is on site every day of the year. Tidying up means putting things where they belong. Clacton belongs to the people who live there all year. Some of what has been dropped in it did not come from Clacton at all. Keep Clacton Tidy. This is the shirt for anyone who thinks a constituency should be a place, not a launchpad. Give it to the relative in Essex who has stopped answering the door to canvassers and started answering the door with a bin bag. Three words across the chest, set plain and centred, in the flat civic tone of a council sign screwed to a lamppost. Made to order on a unisex Bella and Canvas 3001 tee, with a design that stays soft and won't crack or peel. The fabric is 100% combed and ring-spun cotton at 142 g/m² with shoulder-to-shoulder taping, side seams and a pre-shrunk regular fit that suits everyone. Available in black, white, navy, red and yellow.
