Why settle for a boring old shield when you can have a conversation starter, snack tray, and impromptu toboggan all in one? What's in the box: One 24" x 16" wood-look foam shield Two leather straps (left-handed high-five!) Endless possibilities for medieval mischief Perfect for: Aspiring Normans on a budget LARPers with a flair for the dramatic Renaissance fair MVP candidates Pro tips: Use as an emergency umbrella (fear not the foam-melting rain!) Impromptu picnic table for your turkey leg Tactical nap screen during long mead hall speeches Warning: May cause sudden urges to conquer England or join a roundtable discussion. Remember: In medieval times, the Kite Shield was a warrior's best friend. Now it can be yours too! (Just don't try to friend request it on Facebook.) Grab yours now and shield yourself from the 21st century!