Forget the little green men. Klepto doesn't want to abduct you, he just wants to raid your junk drawer. A twitchy, bug eyed void dweller with a shattered moral compass, Klepto lives in a state of perpetual, frantic sensory overload. While the rest of the Gremlin Vibe Co. Crew orchestrates disorder, Klepto is vibrating in the corner, his dilated pupils locked onto the mundane treasures of Earth. To him, a discarded soda tab is a holy relic and a tangle of wire is a crown jewel. Fueled by a brain firing at warp speed, he is essentially ADHD weaponized into physical form, a jittery, shimmering glitch in your reality. He doesn't offer commentary and he doesn't follow the plan, he just waits for you to drop something that sparkles. Don't blink, your loose change, your sanity, and your favorite trinkets are already in his orb. Care Instructions: - Machine wash cold - Tumble dry low heat - Do not bleach - Do not dry clean
