Laptop Sleeve

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Protects your laptop. Does nothing for your existential crisis. Carry your tech with a sleeve that perfectly sums up adulthood, higher education, and every unfortunate moment you l earned something you wish you hadn’t. Featuring the brutally honest verse: “For with much wisdom comes much sorrow; the more knowledge, the more grief.” — Ecclesiastes 1:18 This padded, zippered laptop sleeve keeps your device safe from bumps, scratches, and the chaos of daily life—because even if your brain is overwhelmed, your laptop doesn’t have to be. Lightweight, durable, and lined for extra protection, it’s ideal for students, professionals, overthinkers, and anyone who regrets Googling things at 2 a.m. Whether you’re heading to class, the office, or straight into a spiral of introspective dread, this sleeve has your back—and your laptop. • 100% neoprene• 13″ sleeve weight: 6.49 oz • 15″ sleeve weight: 8.8 oz • Lightweight and resistant to water, oil, and heat• Snug fit• Faux fur interior lining• Top-loading zippered enclosure with two sliders• Padded zipper binding Size guide LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) HEIGHT (inches) 13″ 13 ½ 10 ½ ⅝ 15″ 14 ¾ 11 ¼ ⅝ Show more