Morning Constitutions is a hilarious comedy album released in 2007 that showcases Larry the Cable Guy's unique brand of blue-collar humor. The album features stories and jokes that poke fun at American culture, redneck stereotypes, and everyday life. One of the most notable tracks on the album is "Just Hitched", in which Larry hilariously describes his experiences on a honeymoon cruise with his new bride. Another standout track is "Shopping at Wal-Mart", where Larry delivers his humorous take on the retail giant and its customers. Other tracks, such as "Terrorist or Toddler" and "Gay Mafia", show Larry's ability to push the boundaries of political correctness while still delivering big laughs. The album's closing track, "Poop Lasagna", is a classic example of Larry's scatological humor. Tracklist 1 Bowling Shoes 2 Just Hitched 3 I Like Steak 4 Pie Of The Month 5 Terrorist Or Toddler 6 Gay Mafia 7 Stool Troubles 8 Shopping At Wal-Mart 9 Bed, Beer & A Blonde 10 Squeal Or No Squeal 11 A Sue Named Boy 12 Poop Lasagna
