The most vaporwave hoodie that ever existed. That's it. This piece brings together wet marble (for that d r i p), misty ferns, the iconic greco-roman bust (the president of vaporwave), digital water, retrojazz squiggles, leaning towers from an old educational CD-ROM disc, layered with gold leaf bands and subtle RGB VHS distortion. A nod to the recently emerging utopian scholastic vaporwave aesthetic, it blends ancient marble grandeur with dreamy misty digital nostalgia. Soft, comfortable, and made from 95% recycled polyester, this unisex zip hoodie offers a relaxed fit with drop shoulders, built to stay cozy and stylish for years. Designed by: wild_kinetic_dreams • 95% recycled polyester, 5% spandex• Fabric weight 9.08 oz./yd.² (308 g/m²)• Soft, cotton-feel fabric outside and brushed fleece inside• Unisex relaxed fit with drop shoulders• Double-lined hood• Moon patch on the inside of the back• Tear-away care label • Self-fabric collar and cuffs• Premium drawstrings and zipper with metal details• The recycled content of this product is certified under GRS (Global Recycled Standard)• The fabric is OEKO-TEX 100 standard certified• Blank product components sourced from China and the USADisclaimer: In areas where the fabric is double-layered (like pockets), details from the inner fabric layer may subtly show through, especially with lighter designs.This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!Age restrictions: For adultsEU Warranty: 2 yearsOther compliance information: Meets the flammability, and formaldehyde, lead, cadmium, phthalates, azo dyes, bisphenols and mercury level requirements. Size guide CHEST (inches) WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches) 2XS 34 ⅝ 28 ⅜ 35 ⅜ XS 36 ¼ 29 ⅞ 37 S 37 ¾ 31 ½ 38 ⅝ M 39 ⅜ 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛ L 42 ½ 36 ¼ 43 ¼ XL 45 ⅝ 39 ⅜ 46 ½ 2XL 48 ⅞ 42 ½ 49 ⅝ 3XL 52 45 ⅝ 52 ¾ 4XL 55 ⅛ 48 ⅞ 55 ⅞ 5XL 58 ¼ 52 59 6XL 61 ⅜ 55 ⅛ 62 ¼ CHEST (cm) WAIST (cm) HIPS (cm) 2XS 88 72 90 XS 92 76 94 S 96 80 98 M 100 84 102 L 108 92 110 XL 116 100 118 2XL 124 108 126 3XL 132 116 134 4XL 140 124 142 5XL 148 132 150 6XL 156 140 158
