Talk about having an undeserved reputation! The Kraken is no scary sea monster: he's just a cephalopod in need of a snuggle! Sure, he drags sailors into the watery depths, ne'er to return. But that's only because the ocean is a vast and lonely place! When the Kraken finally finds a ship full of cuddly mariners, he gets, well...over-zealous! Hey, if you hadn't run into any humans for thousands of nautical miles, you might hug a little too hard, too! So next time you and your crew find yourselves breached by redwood-sized tentacles and a fearsome beak, keep your cool! Sure, this colossal cryptid will crack your masts and pierce your hull, but that's just Kraken for "I LOOOOOOOOVE YOU!" The Kraken is a Limited Edition design with hand-numbered tags from 1 to 2,000. Once they're gone...they're gone! 7 squishy inches of reputation regained, Polyester fiber, ages 3 and up!
