Have you heard about the man in New York city who trained pigeons to pickup change and bring it to his rooftop, thereby profiting thousands of dollars a month? That man stole my idea! I had the exact same plan. I was going to train pigeons to fly around New York city, pick up change, and bring it to my rooftop. Ok, maybe it's not the exact same idea. I was going to train rats to train the pigeons to fly around New York City, pickup change, and bring it to my rooftop. So he trained pigeons, I was going to train rats to train pigeons; it's basically the exact same plan. OK, maybe I wasn’t going to train the pigeons to fly around New York city to pickup change, maybe I was going to train rats to train pigeons to watch the 2010 thriller “The Town” directed by Ben Affleck. The pigeons would watch the film everyday for a year until they were proficient bank robbers. So, he trained his pigeons to pickup change and bring it to the roof; I was going to train rats to train pigeons to rob banks. It’s almost the exact same plan. Ok, maybe I wasn’t going to train pigeons to rob banks. Everyone knows pigeons would never wear a nun costume while robbing a bank. I’ve never met a sacrilegious pigeon. He trained pigeons to fly around New York City to pickup change. I was going to train rats to train pigeons to watch the 2010 thriller “The Town” directed by Ben Affleck, then we were going to film a shot-for-shot all avian remake - pigeons as the robbers, crows as the cops, chickadees and blue jays as everyday citizens stuck between their loyalty to their fellow Bostonians and the rule of law. All the birds would have had thick accents and Red Sox gear and we would have been sponsored by Dunkin Donuts. We would have shot the whole thing in 60 days on a medium budget of 4,000,000 birdseeds and sold the picture to China for upwards of a thousand dollars. So he trained pigeons to fly, pickup change, and bring it to his roof. I was going to train rats to train pigeons to reenact the 2010 thriller “The Town” directed by Ben Affleck and film a shot-for-shot all avian remake and sell the film to China. So I ask you, a jury of my peers, did we not have close to the exact same plan? LONGITUDINAL is a 72" x 24" runner tufted from worsted and non-worsted 100% wool yarn giving different sections of the rug different densities and degrees of softness. The edges are finished in a "waterfall" effect giving it that seamless, modern look. Created in the Bauhaus style, the pattern was inspired by the compression and expansion of longitudinal waves.
