PHONE CALL FOR YOU: IT'S MC HAMMER. You: Hello? MC Hammer: Hey, it’s me. Listen, you need a low-crotch pant. I swear, it’s cool. You: Come on, man. We’ve had this conversation. Hammer: No, this time I really I mean it. I admit that I was wrong before, but it turns out that sometime after the 90’s it became timelessly cool to have a pant where the crotch was just the right amount of dropped. You: Dude, I’m not even in the band anymore. In fact, these days I’m a cardiologist on the Upper East Side. Hammer: And a damned fine one you are! Still, here you are. It’s mid-life. You’re reinventing. And better late than never. A lightly drop-crotched pant – one where the waist stays where God intended – is one of those great, fresh things to have in your wardrobe that keeps you looking cool, keeps you looking in the game. You: Fine, I'll watch Max’s studio video of the Low-fi Pant. Happy? Hammer: That’s the spirit! You can touch this!
