Mambo Blunderbuss was a highly decorated blood hound with a snout so finely tuned, it could smell fraud. He didn’t chase balls - he chased forged coupons and dishonest soup labels. He didn’t bark at squirrels — he barked at rigged bingo games and counterfeit emotions in reality TV. His only weakness: He couldn’t tell the difference between a pyramid scheme and an actual pyramid, so he once tried to arrest the Louvre. Mambo was last seen in the Cayman Islands, barking at a hedge fund disguised as a yoga studio. Listen to this t-shirt: Your browser does not support the audio element. • Color: Team Purple• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)• Pre-shrunk fabric• Side-seamed construction• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the USThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
