Microplastics Sticker

Modern Legend, LLC. Verified independent store

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For the person who's already accepted that the planet is cooking and they're basically a walking plastic particle at this point. This darkly funny 3.3" x 3.3" die-cut vinyl sticker is the climate crisis equivalent of an inside joke with the whole world. It's the kind of sticker that people buy for other anxious, eco-conscious friends who sometimes laugh about the apocalypse to keep from crying. It hits different when you understand just how much microplastics are actually in everything—which is everyone now. High-quality waterproof vinyl that ironically won't break down for 500 years, making it the most permanent joke about impermanence you can buy. Perfect for register spinners, counter displays, or that chaotic wall of stickers. This sticker appeals to the environmentally aware buyer who needs to feel less alone in their existential dread. Ideal for eco-friendly boutiques, indie gift shops, college bookstores, bookstores, and retail spaces that cater to the aware-and-anxious crowd. Show more