goodr LFG - Sports Sunglasses - Middle Seat Advantage

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Mirrored Reflective Lenses For Small Heads need wider? Best for Road, Trail, or Taco Runs SPLIT LIL F*KIN GOODRS: MIDDLE SEAT ADVANTAGE Everyone is always SO desperate to avoid the middle seat, but the shorties out there truly know the unique advantages riding in the middle offers: a direct line from the AC vents in the car, you have leg room for days, there's THREE seats worth of leg room you can invade, and double-arm rests on the plane SPLIT NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️ 1 NO SLIP We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating. 2 NO BOUNCE Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. 3 ALL POLARIZED Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. 4 NO LEOPARDS Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know). MIDDLE SEAT ADVANTAGE We know what you're thinking, the middle seat SUCKS. That's where you're wrong. The middle seat is where the best action is!!! Read our Middle Seat Advantage Origin Story NOW Read the Origin Story NOW SPLIT Show more