Mind your biscuit, honey. πͺΏπͺ This sassy little goose in her floral apron has one message for the world β and she's presenting it on a wooden cutting board like the Southern queen she is. The "If You Mind Your Own Biscuit, Everything Will Be Gravy" tee is equal parts charming and cheeky β the exact kind of shirt that stops the scroll, gets screenshotted, and shows up in someone's cart at midnight. β¨ WHY EVERYONE IS BUYING THIS: Cottagecore meets Southern sass in one impossibly wearable tee. Whether you're the most unbothered person in the room or you just need a shirt that says what you're thinking β this one does the talking for you. π SHIRT DETAILS: - Comfort Colors Garment-Dyed β buttery soft from the first wear - Relaxed unisex fit β size down for fitted, true size for oversized - Vibrant durable print β wash inside out in cold water - Pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton β gets softer every wash - Ships from the U.S. π PERFECT GIFT FOR: Cottagecore lovers, Southern women, goose obsessives, best friends, sisters, moms, coworkers, anyone who is simply unbothered and thriving. Birthdays β’ Mother's Day β’ Christmas β’ Galentine's β’ Just Because π¦ SHIPPING: Ships within 3-5 business days. Tracking provided on every order. Questions? Message us β we respond within 24 hours.