Sarcastic, Funny Cards on Parenthood

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Congratulations! You’ve entered the warzone called parenting. Here’s a lifeline: 50 cards of dark humor and sarcasm to help you laugh (or cry) your way through the chaos. These are n't your average affirmations - they’re unapologetically honest gems like, “At least you kept them alive today” paired with ironically playful illustrations that capture the delightful struggle of modern parenthood. Printed on high-quality 350 gsm card stock, these affirmations of "you're-not-alone" resilience come in a sleek tin box, complete with a pinewood stand to proudly showcase your new mantra: “Wine is a fruit, and fruit is healthy.” Perfectly crafted to help new moms and dads bond over their shared descent into madness - or to give as a hilariously relatable first time dad gift. Because let’s face it: no one warned you parenting would be this messy. Survive, laugh, repeat. Box includes: 50 cards with dark humor funny affirmations, made of 350gsm paper Wooden Stand: made of pine wood Dimensions: Box: 4.9*3.7*1.5 inch Cards: 4.5*3.3 inch Wooden Stand: 3.3*1.0*0.6 inch Weight of Box: 9.95 oz Show more