They see you when you're sleeping, when you're awake, and when you told your mom you were going to take the chicken out to defrost and never did! That's okay though, because the Festive Plague Doctor is willing to overlook all of that! All that matters to them is that you're kind to your loved ones this holiday season, and are willing to share a chicken leg with someone who needs one...aka me apparently. Medieval plague doctors thought the smelly herbs and flowers they stuffed in their masks would keep them healthy. They didn't. But their impenetrable (and spooky!) leather outfits actually did! That coat was like the hazmat suit of their day. Today we have soap, so unless you particularly like wearing a lot of leather, maybe just wash your hands instead. Actually, wash your hands either way. Now wash them again. Please be aware, there may be some variation in the glow-in-the-dark lamp :)
