Mint Chocolate Chip Desert Camo String Bikini

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The most subversive thing you can wear at the pool without getting kicked out. Before it was the desert camo of Desert Storm, it was this: a weird, half-forgotten pattern from a 19 72 U.S. military experiment that looked suspiciously like mint chocolate chip ice cream. Developed by Natick Labs as part of early arid-environment camouflage tests, this prototype featured greenish hues instead of the tan beige we know today—because apparently someone thought deserts had more vegetation than they actually do. Dan painstakingly recreated the original pattern from a vintage jacket, right down to the sun-bleached splotches. Then we did what any freedom-loving degenerates would do—we made a string bikini out of it. Swim in history. Or just tan ironically. Soft, stretchy recycled poly blend UPF 50+ for maximum UV defiance Bikini top includes removable padding for comfort and options Adjustable straps for multiple styles: standard, halter, or "accidentally causing a diplomatic incident" Sizes up to 6XL because liberty doesn't come in small Double-layered for durability during beach ops or backyard diplomacy Size guide CHEST (inches) HIPS (inches) 2XS 31 ½ 33 ⅞ XS 33 ⅛ 35 ⅜ S 34 ⅝ 37 M 36 ¼ 38 ⅝ L 39 ⅜ 41 ¾ XL 42 ½ 44 ⅞ 2XL 45 ⅝ 48 3XL 48 ⅞ 51 ⅛ 4XL 52 54 ⅜ 5XL 55 ⅛ 57 ½ 6XL 58 ¼ 60 ⅝ CHEST (cm) HIPS (cm) 2XS 80 86 XS 84 90 S 88 94 M 92 98 L 100 106 XL 108 114 2XL 116 122 3XL 124 130 4XL 132 138 5XL 140 146 6XL 148 154 Show more