Mn (Minnesota)Atomic Number: 32Atomic Mass: 86,935 Sq MiCategory: Frozen-solid with a side of hospitalityElectron Configuration: A vast land of snowdrifts, towering pines, flannel, and passive-aggressive politeness. Boiling Point: When someone calls it "Minnesnowta" after they've been there for five minutes in January.Special Properties: Highly reactive to snow, but somehow also reacts violently to any form of humidity. Bonds strongly with hotdish casseroles, ice fishing, and "Don’tcha know" sayings. Emits a friendly, passive-aggressive warmth that can withstand subzero temperatures.Warning: Prolonged exposure may cause sudden cravings for tater tot hotdish, an overwhelming urge to build snow forts, and the urge to say “sorry” for no reason.Year Discovered: 1858Shirt Details:• 100% combed ring-spun cotton• Regular fit• Heavyweight• Premium quality• Tightly knit• Side-seamed construction• DTF printing
