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"Mortified" – For When Life Is One Long Cringe Moment Behold the Mortified tee — the official uniform for people who have secondhand embarrassment… for themselves. Whether you simp ly walked into a room wrong, replied “you too” to a waiter, or remembered something humiliating from 2014 at 3 a.m., this shirt says it all so you don’t have to. Made from fabric soft enough to cushion the emotional damage of your daily existence, this tee handles everything from social interactions to your internal monologue of “why am I like this?” Throw it on whenever you’re busy reliving a cringe moment for the thousandth time. It’s comfortable, stylish, and pairs great with avoiding eye contact. Mortified. Because pretending everything’s fine is exhausting. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US Size guide LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches) XS 27 16 ½ 31-34 S 28 18 34-37 M 29 20 38-41 L 30 22 42-45 XL 31 24 46-49 2XL 32 26 50-53 3XL 33 28 54-57 4XL 34 30 58-61 5XL 35 31 62-65 Show more