Ms. Mugwire – Light‑Medium • Ethiopian Roast Fruity Brightness • Milk Chocolate • Caramel –––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– ☕ Blend Name: Ms. Mugwire Running on paranoia and premium beans.Ms. Mugwire is a bright, fruity, slightly sweet Ethiopian roast that hits fast and short-circuits your morning routine.She’s got flavor. She’s got static. She’s one sip away from sending an all-caps group chat.You didn’t wake up. She woke up — glitchy and over-caffeinated. –––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– ☕ Why It’s Perfect for Ms. Mugwire: WiFi-Optional Energy — This light-medium Ethiopian roast feels like it’s watching you. That’s the vibe she runs on. Fruity Static — With notes of milk chocolate, caramel, and berry-bright chaos, this roast jitters across your taste buds like a nervous refresh button. Emotional Encryption — A balanced brew for anyone who’s emotionally unavailable but so available on Slack at 3am. –––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– 🔥 Roast Type:Light-Medium Roast (Ethiopia Natural) ⚠️ Tagline:Wired & Watching. 💥 Flavor Notes:Milk chocolate. Fruity brightness. Caramel finish. 🔎 Coffee Profile:Ethiopia Natural — heirloom cultivars, dried on raised beds, and sorted by hand in Sidama Zone. ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––🎭 Character Vibe:Wears blue light glasses at night "just in case."Wrapped her Alexa in a foil blanket.Still somehow knows your password.Trusts no one. Especially decaf. –––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– ☕ Who It’s For: People who like smooth, balanced coffee Medium roast fans Drinkers who want flavor without heaviness 🚨 Order Ms. Mugwire and wire up your day with clever sips! –––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– 📦 Size Options:12 oz (Whole Bean / Ground)1 lb (Whole Bean / Ground)
