Mug - Retired 73668

Port Gamble General Store & Cafe Verified independent store

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No alarms, no meetings… no chance you’re doing anything you don’t want to. This “I’m Retired” mug says it out loud so you don’t have to—featuring a bold, vintage-style design that feels equal parts classic and unapologetic. Crafted from sturdy stoneware with a generous 18 oz capacity, it’s made for long, leisurely mornings and well-earned second (or third) cups. Equal parts gift and declaration—because retirement deserves a little attitude. Capacity: 18 oz Dimensions: 5.25" x 3.50" x 4.50" Material: Stoneware Design: Double-sided vintage-style typography Sentiment: “I Don't Want To. I Don't Have To. You Can't Make Me. I'm Retired.” Care Instructions: Microwave safe, oven safe, dishwasher safe, food safe Show more