MUG SHOT 🎃☕ Pumpkin • Buttercream • Espresso • Cinnamon Sugar 🚨 UNDER ARREST FOR SMELLING SO DELICIOUS. 🚨 Meet Mug Shot—the fall candle with a record. 😏 Creamy pumpkin gets booked with fluffy buttercream, a shot of rich espresso, and a dusting of cinnamon sugar. The result? Warm, sweet, caffeinated fall goodness that smells suspiciously like you’ve been baking while making fancy coffee all morning. THE CHARGES: 🎃 Possession of Pumpkin ☕ Excessive Espresso 🧁 Intent to Distribute Buttercream 🤎 Reckless Use of Cinnamon Sugar THE VERDICT: Guilty of making your entire house smell incredible. WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT • 8.5 oz candle • Hand-poured in Pennsylvania • Small-batch crafted • Cozy bakery + coffeehouse fragrance • Perfect for crisp mornings, oversized hoodies & questionable amounts of caffeine MUG SHOT Under arrest for smelling so delicious.
