Holy Hardware This shirt takes one of the most infamous moments in biblical history and flips it into pure dark humor. With the caption “Nailed It!”, it’s a pun that’s equal parts shocking, sarcastic, and unforgettable. Perfect for anyone who thrives on irreverence, loves wordplay that makes people gasp before they laugh, and isn’t afraid to wear humor that toes the line between sacred and profane. Bold, cheeky, and guaranteed to spark conversation, this tee is for grown‑ups who know Sunday school stories — and enjoy twisting them into punchlines. Great for: • Fans of unapologetic dark humor • Wordplay lovers with a wicked streak • Those who live for the shock factor Tubular fit to minimize torque. Includes a tear-away label for easy rebranding. Fabrication: Solid colors are made from 100% ring-spun cotton; Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Heather colors are 35% cotton, 65% polyester; Graphite Heather is 65% cotton, 35% polyester. Size guide S M L XL 2XL 3XL A) Length (inches) 28 29.1 29.9 31.1 31.9 33.5 B) Width (inches) 36.2 40.2 44.1 48 52 55.9 B) Half Chest (inches) 18.1 20.1 22 24 26 28 Care Instructions General A durable, comfortable, and versatile t-shirt that excels in printability and wearability, making it a top choice for custom designs . Wash The t-shirt should be washed with similar colors and can sustain regular washing without losing color or shape. Dry Tumble dry low or hang dry to maintain the integrity of the print and fabric. Store Keep this T-shirt in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain its color and fabric integrity.
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