Neon Alien Fing

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Super light and dark reactive polymer detached alien claw. Ultra glow in the dark! May grant a wish if given as a gift! Wish will not come true if it breaks typical genie rules or is stupid. Wish will probably come true in hilariously ironic overliteralized way. Be CaReFuL wHaT yOu WiSh FoR MANY exciting non-magical purposes include: -give your friends the finger -give super efficient directions day or night -stick up your nose -stick up your friends nose (with consent) -scratch tickets and itches -always win finger gun battles -give your digits to a cutie -"pull my finger" -"smell my finger" ;) -make dramatic accusations -expand your finger puppet cast -pet spiders -shotgun drinks -pack rollies AND MUCH MORE *FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY* Polymer with steel wire armature and firm wire loop for attachment. Gel nail extension. 3.5"-4" length. 3/4"ish diameter Show more