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JPEG DIGITAL DOWNLOAD (Image & Text 9.5 x 8 – 150 dpi) THEME: Santa cancels Christmas because of COVID!"Just Attach & Send to Family or Friend!"Click Here for More Holiday eCards! Social Distance Santaby Frank Elkins ©2020 Before I could write my letter to Santa, this time he sent a letter to me! Cautioning not to expect any presents this year underneath the Christmas tree? It seems the jolly, cheery old elf Is suffering some form of extreme apprehension – Related to the possibility of getting Covid; Resulting in massive stress and undue tension. So, this year, old St. Nick will keep his social distance – Until vaccinations, herd immunity, or natural T-cell resistance. Not officially designated as a key essential worker – Now considered an annual trespasser and once a year chimney lurker; There no longer seems any reason to risk his life and continue on – Delivering toys and presents to infected houses all night long and through the dawn. So, this year Santa will stay more than six feet apart – Far too many comorbidities: He smokes, eats cookies, and is overweight, just for a start – along with other deficiencies. Therefore, He and Rudolph will stay home and self-quarantine – Loading up on “D” and zinc, while gargling with Listerine! Show more