No Gi Guy - Tee

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Inspired by real-life events, this tee features artwork by the legendary Nemanja Bogdanov and pictures a no-gi wimp struggling against a gi chad. The gi chad has the no-gi rat in b ack mount and is applying a bow and arrow choke, a technique that can only be applied in superior GI jiujitsu. The no-gi loser is unable to deal with or even process the awesomeness of this choke, and the sheer level of technical skill required to execute it, so he feebly reminds the gi chad that normally he would be rolling about in his underpants and therefore would not need to worry his pathetic pea-brain with things like collar chokes. Note: This is an "OVERSIZED" tee. Meaning it is fashionable AF. It also means it's a little bit big, so order regular size if you are fashionable, or order a size down if you want it to fit like your Dad's t-shirt. Cotton / Poly blend heavyweight oversized shirt Show more