I Bluff Better Than I Budget T-Shirt

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Your poker face is perfect. Your savings account? Not so much. This shirt is for the degenerate who'd rather go all-in on a bluff than contribute to a 401k. Wear it to the casino, wear it to brunch, wear it anywhere you need people to know exactly who they're dealing with.Soft. Comfortable. Completely irresponsible. Show more