Non-Actionable Hoodie

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Part lyric, part legal precedent, and entirely protected speech. This hoodie captures the energy of a courtroom mic drop — where “stop playing with me” meets “motion to dismiss.” “ Non-actionable opinion” isn’t just legal language, it’s a lifestyle. Wear it when you’re making statements that can’t be subpoenaed, when the timeline’s wild, or when you simply prefer your shade admissible only in spirit. XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 Length, in 26.00 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 Sleeve length, in 23.50 24.00 24.50 25.00 25.50 26.00 26.50 Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 Product features- Comfortable neck tape for a smooth feel- Spacious kangaroo pocket for warmth- Soft fabric blends cotton and recycled polyester- Adjustable hood with stylish drawstrings- Durable construction with medium-heavy fabricCare instructions- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)- Do not bleach- Tumble dry: low heat- Iron, steam or dry: low heat- Do not drycleanEU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, [email protected], 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Lane Seven LS14001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean Show more