Relax. Mostly. 🚔 “Not The Fun Police” is dry, understated humor for officers who know the job isn’t about ruining anyone’s day—it’s about keeping things under control. Sized at 3x2 and Velcro compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between duty hats, patrol bags, and everyday wear. Light, confident, and built for those who understand that professionalism and personality can coexist. PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler. That’s where Pull Patch comes in. Our patches are like memes for your gear, letting you swap out your mood, flex your humor, or just remind people who's boss. ✅ 100% VELCRO® Compatible – Sticks to any loop surface, so swap it out as often as your mood changes.✅ Fast & Easy Style Change – No sewing, no hassle, just slap it on & go.✅ The Perfect Fit – 3” x 2” patches that make a statement without taking over the show. Express yourself in an instant. Your gear, your rules. PATCH SPECS Small But Mighty – Just Like Your Comebacks ✔ 3” x 2” Size – Big enough to be noticed, small enough to stay sleek.✔ Built to Last – Made from 100% polyester, because you don’t have time for flimsy gear.✔ Hook Backing That Sticks Like a Champ – Fully compatible with any VELCRO® loop surface.✔ Clean-Cut Look – Finished with a sleek black merrowed edge—because details matter. You bring the attitude, we bring the patches. PATCH CARE Keep Your Patch Game Strong 🧼 Storage Hack – Store patches face-to-face so the hook backing doesn’t snag on stuff.🧼 Wash Like a Pro – Cold cycle only—think of it as a refresh, not a punishment.🧼 Air Dry, Don’t Fry – No dryers. Let them chill naturally.🧼 No Softeners, No Irons – Unless you want a melted disaster, let’s skip the ironing. Take care of your patches, and they’ll take care of your rep.
