Not Today, SATANWhen life tries to test you, light this candle and serve up a sassy “Not Today, Satan.” With a scent that says “I’m unbothered and untouchable,” it’s your personal force field against bad vibes and worse decisions. Sweet, spicy, and just a little wicked—this candle turns every room into a drama-free zone. Light it up and let the haters, exes, and energy vampires know: entry denied. Size: 12.5 oz | 3.3" H x 3" W Burn Time: Up to 70 hours Wax: 100% soy wax — clean burning, vegan, phthalate-free Wick: 100% cotton wick Made in the USA — hand-poured in small batches Perfect for: bachelorette parties, girls' nights, adult gift exchanges, "dirty Santa" swaps, and anyone with a twisted sense of humor.
