not wired...just two wires...custom street number

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Welcome to the epitome of suburban sophistication, where your street number isn't just an identifier—it's a statement. Behold the powder-coated steel masterpiece, featuring not one but two distinguished wire-hair dachshunds standing guard over your domicile. This customizable street number sign is the Rolls-Royce of address markers, dripping with enough cheeky charm to make the Joneses question their life choices. Why settle for bland when you can have a sign that says, "Yes, my dogs are cuter and more refined than your children"? Each wire-hair dachshund, meticulously crafted, strikes a pose so regal that even the Queen’s corgis would bow down. Whether it's 1234 or 5678, these little guardians will ensure your house number is not just visible, but unforgettable. Perfect for those who believe that elegance lies in the details, and humor lies in a dachshund’s wiry mustache. Embrace the snark, revel in the whimsy, and let your street number sign be a conversation starter, a landmark, and a testament to your impeccable taste—all while subtly mocking the pedestrian signage of mere mortals. sadly we can only ship in the continental US • 18 Gauge Steel• 5 Color Options (Black, White, Copper)• 6 Sizes - 36", 30", 24", 18", 14", 12" *Selected size is based on the maximum height or width of the sign depending on physical orientation• Mounting Hardware Not Included Show more