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Oh (Ohio)Atomic Number: 17Atomic Mass: 44,825 Sq MiCategory: Midwest workhorse elementElectron Configuration: A mix of rolling fields, bustling cities, and inexplicable giant roads ide corn statues.Boiling Point: When someone says, "Isn’t that just part of Indiana?" or debates the superiority of Michigan.Special Properties: Strongly magnetic to presidential campaigns and mysterious “Ohio is pivotal” narratives. Vibrates constantly with the sound of marching bands and O-H! chants seeking an I-O! echo. Bonds equally well with Buckeyes, chili on spaghetti, and random LeBron James trivia.Warning: May cause an intense loyalty to college football and an unusual tolerance for gray skies.Year Discovered: 1803Shirt Details:• 100% combed ring-spun cotton• Regular fit• Heavyweight• Premium quality• Tightly knit• Side-seamed construction• DTF printing Show more