Oh Deer

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I saw a deer crossing sign once. I thought, that’s nice of them to give the deer a place to cross. Very considerate. In Wisconsin, deer don’t use the sign though. They cross wherev er they want. They treat your headlights like a spotlight and your car like a timing challenge. This shirt is for people who know driving at dusk is less transportation and more a wildlife-based reflex test. 6.1 oz. 100% ring-spun USA cotton Preshrunk, soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton Twill taped shoulder-to-shoulder Set-in sleeves Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem 1" ribbed collar with double-needle topstitched neckline Show more