Oh Deer

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I saw a deer crossing sign once. I thought, that’s nice of them to give the deer a place to cross. Very considerate. In Wisconsin, deer don’t use the sign though. They cross wherev er they want. They treat your headlights like a spotlight and your car like a timing challenge. This shirt is for people who know driving at dusk is less transportation and more a wildlife-based reflex test.6.1 oz.100% ring-spun USA cottonPreshrunk, soft-washed, garment-dyed fabricMade with sustainably and fairly grown USA cottonTwill taped shoulder-to-shoulderSet-in sleevesDouble-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem1" ribbed collar with double-needle topstitched neckline Show more