Ok (Oklahoma)Atomic Number: 46Atomic Mass: 69,699 Sq MiCategory: Thunderous, open plains elementElectron Configuration: A vast expanse of flat plains, with the occasional surprise of rolling hills and cows. Boiling Point: When someone asks, "Is it true that the whole state is just flat?"Special Properties: Highly reactive to BBQ, fried foods, and the sound of a tornado siren. Bonds strongly with ranch dressing, sweet tea, and unshakeable pride in the Sooners or Cowboys. Emits a constant hum of country music and hearty "howdy’s" under a wide-open sky.Warning: Prolonged exposure may lead to an obsession with flat landscapes, an unrelenting craving for fried okra, and an inability to explain why the weather changes so quickly.Year Discovered: 1907Shirt Details:• 100% combed ring-spun cotton• Regular fit• Heavyweight• Premium quality• Tightly knit• Side-seamed construction• DTF printing
