Only parks

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Welcome to Only Parks. Nature… but make it inappropriate. This tee is for people who know the mountains aren’t the only thing that’s… majestic 👀 Inspired by those wildly unhinged “ park thirst trap” TikToks, this shirt lets everyone know you didn’t come for the hiking… 👉 you came for the views. And maybe the “views.” And also the views. What you’re getting: • 100% cotton – soft enough for long walks… or short attention spans • Structured fit – holds its shape better than your composure at Niagara Falls • Clean lines – unlike your search history • Perfect for layering – because things might get… scenic Fabric details (aka the foreplay section): • Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% “just a little extra” • Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% barely noticeable but still there • Heather colors: 50/50… like your intentions Important disclaimers (read with a smirk): • White may appear slightly off-white… we prefer “naturally aged” • “Natural” color includes speckles… nature gets a little dirty Wearing this shirt may result in: • People laughing in public • Someone saying “WAIT I GET IT” 3 seconds later • Being aggressively side-eyed by someone’s mom at a national park Only Parks. Because sometimes you’re not here for the hike… 😏Size guide LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) S 28 18 15 ⅝ M 29 20 17 L 30 22 18 ½ XL 31 24 20 2XL 32 26 21 ½ 3XL 33 28 22 ¾ 4XL 34 30 24 ¼ 5XL 35 32 25 ¼ Show more