Right so you know the full Oreo cake? The rich one I was on about? The one that's basically a love letter to anyone who's ever finished a whole packet of biscuits in one sitting? Yeah. This is that. Just in slice form. Sometimes you don't need a whole cake do you. Maybe you're just wandering through Bromley and you get that feeling. That specific Oreo craving where nothing else will hit the spot. Maybe you've heard people talking about it and want to see what the fuss is about. Maybe it's just been one of those days and you need something that feels like a treat without going overboard. Whatever it is. Slices are here and honestly they're a bit dangerous. Here's what you're getting. Chocolate sponge first. Nice and dark. Damp. Proper chocolate taste. Nothing fancy just solid reliable sponge that does its job. Then the Oreo buttercream. This bit's the business. Vanilla buttercream with crushed Oreos mixed through. Not just a few. Loads. So every bit of frosting has little crunchy bits in it. Then between the layers? More crushed Oreos. Because why would you stop now. Then more sponge. More Oreo buttercream. More crushed biscuits. On top we go all in. Smooth Oreo buttercream. Then a generous pile of crushed Oreos. Sometimes a whole Oreo half sticking out if there's room. Looks messy in the best way. Like a proper treat should. Who's buying these slices? Kids obviously. They go mad for it. Teenagers. Something about Oreos hits different for that age group. Honestly? Grown men. Dads. Lads. They see Oreo and they're in. People who've had a rubbish day and need something that feels like a hug. Me. Late at night. With a glass of milk. No regrets. If you're in Bromley just pop in and grab one. But fair warning they go quick. Like really quick. If you've got your heart set on one maybe message ahead and I'll stick one behind the counter with your name on it. Nothing worse than walking all the way here and finding out someone else got the last one. Or order online for collection or local delivery. Whatever works. One thing I should mention. It's got quite a bit of crunch from all the crushed biscuits. Not like eating gravel obviously. Just little bits throughout. If you want it smoother I can do less Oreo in the buttercream. Just ask. Also the Oreo pieces on top might soften after a day. Still taste fine. Just not as crunchy. Best eaten same day honestly. Not that it'll last that long. Right. That's the Oreo slice done. Cookie people approved. Biscuit people might still like it too actually.
