The Orgasmic Greeting Card is a humorous and intimate stationery item measuring 4.25" x 5.5". It features a direct typography design with a playful front message, ideal for partners who appreciate a cheeky twist on appreciation. The card includes a blank interior for a personalized touch and comes with a matching envelope. This greeting card offers a unique way to convey appreciation with a memorable, playful message. Unlike generic thank-you notes, its bold typography and direct front message are designed to elicit a smile and acknowledge intimate connection. The clean white background with a vibrant red accent ensures it stands out, while the blank interior provides ample space for your own heartfelt words. Key Features Bold, humorous front message — 'Thanks for all the Orgasms' for a playful expression of gratitude. Striking visual design — clean white cardstock with a vibrant red accent. Personalized message space — blank interior allows for a custom handwritten note. Standard card dimensions — measures 4.25" x 5.5" for easy gifting and mailing. Includes matching envelope — ready for presentation or direct mailing. Durable cardstock construction — ensures the card holds its shape and message. Card Details Brand: Eldorado Front Message: Thanks for all the Orgasms Inside Message: Blank Dimensions: 4.25" x 5.5" Included: Greeting Card, Envelope Best for: Couples seeking to add playful intimacy to their expressions of appreciation, individuals celebrating anniversaries or spontaneous moments, and partners who share a bold sense of humor. Common Questions What exactly does the front of this card say? The front of the Orgasmic Greeting Card displays a direct and bold typography message that reads: 'Thanks for all the Orgasms'. Can I write my own message inside this card? Yes, the inside of the card is completely blank. This gives you plenty of room to write a personal, heartfelt, or even equally cheeky message to your recipient. What size is the Orgasmic Greeting Card? This card is a standard greeting card size, measuring 4.25 inches wide by 5.5 inches tall. It fits easily into most standard envelopes and mail slots. This card offers a bold, humorous, and intimate way to thank your partner. Measuring 4.25" x 5.5" with a blank interior, it’s perfect for adding a personal, cheeky touch to any special occasion.