Welcome to the future of modern warfare. It is furry.It is armed.And thanks to one catastrophically unfortunate military acronym, it is officially known as P.U.S.S. Project for Utilization of Sentient Species began as a desperate Australian Army experiment:Take uplifted wombats, platypi, mongeese, and humans…Throw them into the same combat unit…And hope nobody kills each other before the enemy gets a chance. Against all odds, it worked. Mostly. This decal immortalizes the legendary integrated combat company from Cecil the Combat Wombat: Platypus Platoon — Captain Cecil Dundee’s gloriously dysfunctional collection of marsupials, monotremes, humans, and barely supervised chaos goblins who somehow became one of the deadliest fighting units in the Southern Hemisphere. Front and center stands Cecil himself:Combat veteran.Victoria Cross recipient.Professional soldier.Unwilling administrator.Living proof that giving a wombat command authority and access to military procurement forms was either a brilliant idea or a war crime. Around him stand the soldiers of P.U.S.S.: Human infantry learning not to underestimate fuzzy things with rifles Platypus commandos who think stealth swimming and aggravated assault are personality traits Wombat combat engineers who can tunnel through bunkers and bureaucracy alike Mongeese instructors capable of turning hand-to-hand combat training into a religious experience Together, they are: Underfunded Overarmed Sleep deprived Poorly supervised Increasingly famous Absolutely terrifying in close quarters This decal celebrates one of the funniest and most heartfelt ideas in military sci-fi:That unity isn’t about species. It’s about shared misery, mutual trust, dark humor, and knowing exactly which member of your platoon to call when somebody needs stabbed, blown up, infiltrated, or rescued from the consequences of shore leave. Features: Wombats in tactical gear Platypi somehow looking combat effective Enough military hardware to alarm Parliament The single most unfortunate acronym ever approved by a defense committee Strong “elite unit photo taken five minutes before disaster” energy Perfect for: Veterans Military sci-fi fans Readers of Platypus Platoon Anyone who appreciates elite operators with webbed feet People mature enough to handle the phrase “Join P.U.S.S.” without giggling (You will fail.) Display it proudly on: Gun safes Toolboxes Water bottles Ammo cans Laptops Barracks walls The office door of whoever approved the acronym in the first place P.U.S.S.Soft, fuzzy, adorable… …and fully capable of conducting amphibious operations. • Vinyl with satin finish• Sizes: 3″ × 4″ (7.6 × 10.2 cm), 4″ × 6″ (10.2 × 15.2 cm), 6″ × 8″ (15.2 × 20.3 cm), 8″ × 10″ (20.3 × 25.4 cm)• Removable adhesive• Bubble-free application• Water, scratch, and UV resistant• Dishwasher-safe• Perfect for indoor and outdoor use• Blank product sourced from the USAge restrictions: For adultsEU Warranty: 2 YearsIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at [email protected]. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
