Pa (Pennsylvania)Atomic Number: 2Atomic Mass: 46,055 Sq MiCategory: Historic, carb-heavy alloyElectron Configuration: A patchwork of Amish farms, Philly cheesesteaks, and more sports teams than any state deserves.Boiling Point: Reached every November during election season.Special Properties: Highly reactive to pretzels, hoagies, and any mention of the Eagles' last Super Bowl win. Bonds with mountains, coal mines, and the occasional heated debate over which is better: Pittsburgh or Philly. Emits a constant hum of "Wawa runs" and an undeniable love for Hershey's chocolate.Warning: Handle with care—especially on I-76 during rush hour.Year Discovered: 1787Shirt Details:• 100% combed ring-spun cotton• Regular fit• Heavyweight• Premium quality• Tightly knit• Side-seamed construction• DTF printing
