Paranoia RPG - Implausible Deniability

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CONGRATULATIONS, CITIZEN!You have been selected for an EXCITING MISSION. Your assignment is to:[ ] Determine why there's a microscopic shortfall in food vat yields[ ] Test experime ntal brain interface technology[ ] Terminate terrorist mutant traitors[ ] Identify and terminate saboteurs in your Troubleshooter team[ ] Determine the precise temperature at which your cranial fluid boils[ ] Have fun. Fun is mandatory.[X] ALL OF THE ABOVEThe odds of your survival can be greatly increased by:[ ] Not going on the mission.[ ] Deep-tissue forehead cleansing[ ] Developing the mutant power to levitate down elevator shafts[ ] Concealing that you have the mutant power to levitate down elevator shafts[ ] Terminating your fellow Troubleshooters before they can terminate you[X] Purchasing this exciting adventure[ ] ALL OF THE ABOVE Show more