Eggplant Emoji (Purple)

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It’s giving temptation. It’s giving 🍆. Embroidered in that kind of purple—the one that makes you send a 2am “u up?” and mean it. So purple it should be illegal in 20 states. 100% c otton shell. High-quality back metal and faux leather strap. Embroidered in California with white thread. You know, like God intended. Choose your font: Law & Order SVU – Bold, all caps, and ready for court. Mariska Hartigay would nod in approval. Dark Lord – Gothic serif, cursed in the best way. Looks like it was ripped from an exorcism transcript. Note: Human model is not wearing Eggplant Emoji. She’s in Bukkake black in our Dark Lord font. Don’t worry —the curse is colorblind. RETURN & REFUND POLICY These are made-to-order. Once summoned, they cannot be un-summoned. No returns or exchanges at this time—choose wisely, mortal. TIMING We stitch it into existence for you. Ships in 10-15 business days for creation + fulfillment because dark magic takes time. Questions? Email [email protected] Show more